Him: (Horrified) "Mom! Don't! Don't cut your eye!"
Me: "I'm not cutting my eye, Silly, I am plucking my eyebrows."
Him: "Oh. Does fucking your eyebrows hurt?"
Me: "PLUCKING! Plucking my eyebrows!"
Him: "Oh. Plucking. Right."
10/25/12
Conversation With My Son...
Lovebug walks around the corner, and catches me plucking my eyebrows:
Him: (Horrified) "Mom! Don't! Don't cut your eye!"
Me: "I'm not cutting my eye, Silly, I am plucking my eyebrows."
Him: "Oh. Does fucking your eyebrows hurt?"
Me: "PLUCKING! Plucking my eyebrows!"
Him: "Oh. Plucking. Right."
Him: (Horrified) "Mom! Don't! Don't cut your eye!"
Me: "I'm not cutting my eye, Silly, I am plucking my eyebrows."
Him: "Oh. Does fucking your eyebrows hurt?"
Me: "PLUCKING! Plucking my eyebrows!"
Him: "Oh. Plucking. Right."
Note to self: do not come to this blog with beverage in mouth. Seriously, I'm almost spit my wine out while reading this.
ReplyDeleteWhat a visual! hahaha
ReplyDeleteSeriously.. I have replayed that conversation over and over in my head and every time I picture something super inappropriate
DeleteHAHAHAHA! Ohmigod!
ReplyDeleteLOL I nearly coughed up my coffee from reading this!
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly what I did... except with the tweezers.. to my face. I mean.. you know what I mean.
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