Me: "Take your clothes off, and get in bed Doll."
Him: (Takes off pants, reveals nothing underneath)
Me: "Um... where the heck is your underwear?!"
Him: (Looks down, apparently surprised by my free ball discovery) "I don't know!"
Looking around the room, Boyfriend spots a stray pair in the corner, and grabs them.
Him: "I can wear these!" He yells, holding them triumphantly over his head.
Me: "Wait Dude.. wait. Are those even clean?"
Him: "I don't know, let me smell them."
Boyfriend promptly sticks his face directly into the pair of found underwear and takes a giant SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Me: "Well? How do they smell?"
Him: "They smell hot."
Annnd... that's disgusting.
I don't even know what that means, but it sure as Hell doesn't sound clean.