I'm not positive of all the details but it's basically a studio that offers all kinds of acro / dance / artsy fartsy things.
While trying to find out details about his day, this exchange happened:
Me: Who taught your class??
Him: A ballerina.
Me: Oh wow! What was she wearing?!
Him: Um... you know those things you put on your boobs?? She was wearing that.
Me: (slow blinks....deep breath... what the fuhhh) You mean, a bra?
Him: Yeh, but smaller.
Me: (slow blinks... deep breath... thinking.. thinking....)
Him: I don't know... but I was on a leash.
It was at this point that I was like seriously what the fuck kind of field trip did this child go on, and I texted my friend whose son is also in the class.
So... Boyfriend says the Ballerina was wearing something that you put on your boobs... please tell me your kid has a better explanation.
And she's all:
My kid says there was no ballerina.
Makes total sense that my child would see an invisible ballerina wearing what I can only imagine must have been nipple tassels and no one else saw her.
I did figure out however, that each kid was put on an orange "leash," because the studio is within walking distance from the school, and sixteen 3 and 4 years olds plus 3 adults equals a need for leashes.
Unfortunately for Boyfriend, the first Field Trip of his life was apparently to a strip club... which means sadly, nothing else will ever compare.
Sigggggh... poor little guy.
Immediately after posting this blog, Boyfriend's teacher sent out some pictures from their day.
I was thrilled to see that they were indeed at a dance studio, with an actual dance teacher (aka: Ballerina)... who was wearing a TANK TOP... not, pasties.
There's my main man learning to do a somersault under the watchful eye of the ballerina...
And here he is on his "leash"....
Which as it turns out, is just a long rope with wrist holes for the kids to stick their little mitts through.
I feel one hundred times better now that I know my child wasn't handing out dollar bills on his first Field Trip.
So let's move on to something totally PG and non nipple tassel related: Can anyone Guess what day it is??