Lovebug and I had an absolutely repulsive conversation tonight on the way home from the gym.
Him: Mom. Guess what. I stooked (stuck) my finger in my ear.
Me: Don't do that.
Him: Mom. I'm not done. I stooked my finger in my ear, and pulled out something brown.
Me: Okay, that's gross, don't do that.
Him: Mom! I'm not done! I stooked my finger in my ear and pulled out something brown, and put it in my mouth.
Me: Bud! You shouldn't.....
Him: And then I chewed it like gum.
Me: (throwing up in my mouth) Alright... I'm gonna vom.
He may be my twin, but he is a strange little creature.
I can only imagine how much more disgusting life will get as he grows...
I see lots of throat vomit in my future.