Me: I didn't ask you to eat turkey.
Him: On Thanksgiving. I'm not eating turkey.
Me: Why not? The Native Americans and the Pilgrims ate turkey... remember you learned about that in school?
Him: No I yearned that they ate Pop Tarts, Mom. Not turkey.
Me: I don't actually think that's right, Bud.
Him: It actually is right Mom. They ate Pop-Tarts and Hot Dogs. My teacher told me.
Almost two hundred bucks a month on preschool, and he comes home talking about The First White Trash Thanksgiving.
I gotta hand it to the kid....
Already using his teacher as a scapegoat.... at age three!
He is so wise.
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