He might look sweet and innocent, but when he wants to be...
....Boyfriend (bless his heart) can be a big pain in the ass.
He did the whole, I am going to ignore every word you say, do the opposite of everything you ask thing for like a frickin' hour.
He has that act perfected like only a terrorist toddler can.
I was taking deep breaths... giving myself a Pep Talk...
"You can do this, you are in charge, you are lucky, he is healthy, he is happy, he is nutty...."
...and then he yelled in my face; kicked me in the shin and screamed...
"Come on Mom, Dance Party!"
(Have I mentioned that I believe toddlers are bi-polar??)
Before I knew it, this was happening:
And I lost all sense of myself as a tough guy Mom...and instead, turned into a puddle of non-disciplinary action.
With the quick shake of a cute booty... the little monster was forgiven.
Note to Self:
Grow a pair before he goes to High School.