2/1/12

Public Service Announcement

This is your PSA for the day... do with it what you will.

Over here on my side of the blog, where I can see all the stats and visits and number-ma-jiggies... I can also see how people are getting here.

Maybe they clicked a link on another blog, or got here via twitter or facebook... or maybe, they went through my very best friend Google.

I have a problem, I am a serial Googler... (I even admitted it on the radio).

I believe almost anything Google tells me.. like there is some little man on the other side that has a Dictionary of useless shit, just waiting to answer my questions.

As it turns out, I am not alone...

I can see what you weirdos are Googling to get to Our Tiny Place, and I am starting to seriously question the intelligence level of life outside my own home (no offense, world).

You see, once I wrote a post that had the word, "Febreze," in it.

I also wrote a post with the word, "vagina," in it.

Tell me you see where this is going.... and that you are as dumb founded as I was.

People are freaking Googling, "Can I Febreze my vagina," and ending up on my blog.

Seriously?! Can you Febreze your Vagina!??! Is this real life?? Come on... your vagina?!

This was not a one time hit... I get multiple searches a week with this same question.

Is there really more than one person in the WORLD that wonders about Febreze-ing their vagina??

Since this question keeps popping up over and over, I figured I would just put the answer right here on the ol' blogarino;

That way, if you happened to end up here with an odor problem, there will be no question as to what to do.

Now I am not a Doctor, so this is just my very best guess at the answer, but I'm going to say:

"No. You can not Febreze your vagina; and if you do, it will probably burn like a mother-bitch for hours, weeks, months... maybe even years."

Again, I am no Doctor, but I am going to go ahead and say that if your hoo-ha is smelling bad enough that you are thinking of using air freshener on it... you should just call your freaking Gyno; and stop looking for the answer on the damn Internet.


End Service Announcement.

6 comments :

  1. hahahahaah wtf is wrong with people? your blog makes me laugh daily..thank you!!!

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  2. Is it really bad that this is in my top 3 posts from your blog of all time? ;-)

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  3. OMG I love you. Seriously. I've been saying for months I need to do a post on the strange shit people Google to get to my blog. My favorite is fat ass mom pron (that last word was not a typo)!

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  4. LMAO!!!!!!
    But seriously.
    Who actually TRIED this!?

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