Over here on my side of the blog, where I can see all the stats and visits and number-ma-jiggies... I can also see how people are getting here.
Maybe they clicked a link on another blog, or got here via twitter or facebook... or maybe, they went through my very best friend Google.
I have a problem, I am a serial Googler... (I even admitted it on the radio).
I believe almost anything Google tells me.. like there is some little man on the other side that has a Dictionary of useless shit, just waiting to answer my questions.
As it turns out, I am not alone...
I can see what you weirdos are Googling to get to Our Tiny Place, and I am starting to seriously question the intelligence level of life outside my own home (no offense, world).
You see, once I wrote a post that had the word, "Febreze," in it.
I also wrote a post with the word, "vagina," in it.
Tell me you see where this is going.... and that you are as dumb founded as I was.
People are freaking Googling, "Can I Febreze my vagina," and ending up on my blog.
Seriously?! Can you Febreze your Vagina!??! Is this real life?? Come on... your vagina?!
This was not a one time hit... I get multiple searches a week with this same question.
Is there really more than one person in the WORLD that wonders about Febreze-ing their vagina??
Since this question keeps popping up over and over, I figured I would just put the answer right here on the ol' blogarino;
That way, if you happened to end up here with an odor problem, there will be no question as to what to do.
Now I am not a Doctor, so this is just my very best guess at the answer, but I'm going to say:
"No. You can not Febreze your vagina; and if you do, it will probably burn like a mother-bitch for hours, weeks, months... maybe even years."
Again, I am no Doctor, but I am going to go ahead and say that if your hoo-ha is smelling bad enough that you are thinking of using air freshener on it... you should just call your freaking Gyno; and stop looking for the answer on the damn Internet.
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